32,000 Quit Social Networking After Nude Pix They Posted Show Up on UTube!

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010


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Naked Pix Like this Causing Panic on Social Networking Site...Secret Lives Now Exposed to the World!

Protesting for "PRIVACY", over 32,000 narcissist social network users have quit the site after intimate and revealing pictures of graphic sexual nature somehow wound up on Utube.

Said Tracy "Hot Lips" Sandowsky, from Asbury Park, NJ, a curvaceous 19 year old supermarket check out girl, " It's not right! Those pictures were posted just for my 7521 friends on my personal social networking site...now I've got more friends than I can handle, and my site crashed. It's disgusting!"

Abigail Smith (not her real name), a mother of 4 from Weston, MA, who had a page under her 'stage name' of "Bad Kitty" was distraught. "My marriage has been wrecked, I've been kicked off the PTA at my kids school, and I lost the lead as Mary Poppins in the community theater group! It was just innocent fun, and now my husband left me saying 'more people had seen my tits in 3 minutes than he's seen in 20 years of marriage! It's just not fair!"

Bruce "Big Daddy" Lipscomb, a youth leader from Sandowsky, Ohio said, "Until this breach of privacy, only 14,765 of my friends knew I was bisexual! Now the world knows! How am I supposed to connect with my kids after this! I've lost my credibility with the youth I was counseling! I'm going to sue the BASTARDS!"

Betty Lou Parks, a stunning 23 year old brunette middle school teacher from Sioux City, Iowa, was devastated. "Before, only some of my most advanced students had seen me naked! Now my most precocious students that were really close to me have called me a "cyber slut" and broken off relationships! What am I to do? This was my only outlet...teaching is so boring!"

Revelations amidst elected and appointed officials in Britain are too numerous to mention.
Needless to say the newly elected government promises to "correct the misconception that every Lib-Dem is a pervert" and every "head mistress is a "boy hungry blood sucking sexual vampire." The public is said to remain skeptical saying the promises are just more of the "same change."

Independent internet tracking companies say the site receives 540M hits a month, mostly from teenage girls and boys from around the world . Biggest viewer searches come from queries on "Tits, Ass, Vagina, and Penis, with Spanking ranked a distant 212th.

A spokesman says they regret the error and are working on a "top shot" to stop the spread of the naked shots from polluting the internet.

Apparently, according to a hacker, a 14 year old grammar school drop out was able to bypass the "default" setting on the site which only enabled a poster's 'close personal friends' access to their most intimate details.

Of additional concern is a major fault in the system, or perhaps a virus, which prevents any members from deleting any of their personal content. A fact that many formerly anonymous users say has them "shitting in my pants!"

Jon Gosselin has issued a press release through his PR agent, Abel Rodriquez, saying, "It's outrageous....somebody photoshopped those pictures of my penis! I'm a wee bit bigger than that!"

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