Quite frankly, here at Skoob news we're getting a little dizzy as we try to keep track of all the incoming fire regarding Robert Pattinson's love life.
The Kristen Stewart stuff was all common knowledge, and we honestly thought we'd brought the house down with the latest Leighton Meester revelations...
Now we're told that R-Patz has been making the beast with two backs with Transformers cutie Megan Fox, who was alleged to have bragged that she'd shagged Edward Cullen when she was on the set of the movie Jennifer's Body.
Now we don't know right now if there's any truth in all of this, but we'd sure like to think there is. Because this gig could go on for years, and it's easy money. Or not. As the case may be.
So what is going on with Robert Pattinson? Is he destined to be another Michael Douglas/Tiger Woods/Russell Brand type sex addict who needs treatment? Or is he merely a typical red blooded Englishman whose hobbies include serial sausage sinking?
We don't really give a shit either way. It's all a bit of a laff innit?
More as we get it.
