Tiger Woods quits Golf

Funny story written by Bill Licks

Sunday, 11 April 2010


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Is this Tiger Wood's last ever putt?

Shock news after the Masters at Augusta as Tiger Woods announced he is going to give up playing golf.

Woods was in contention on the final day to regain the Green Jacket after his brief sabbatical from the PGA tour, however a series of poor drives from the tee hampered his chances of glory.

It is believed Woods didn't enjoy his return to the fairways and was definitely not his usual cool self as he cursed to himself a couple of times when his tee shots went flying off into the trees.

After sinking his final putt on the 18th he returned to the club house and was heard by crowd members to be mumbling the words 'I quit' under his breath.

The fans believed that would be the last time they would ever see Woods on a golf course as they immediately assumed the legendary golfer was going to quit playing golf.

However, the rumours are thought to be untrue and Woods has stated that he will not be quitting golf. The only quitting Tiger will be doing is trying to quit playing bad shots and returning to the unbeatable force he once was.

As he left Augusta it was good to see he still had time for his younger fans and was seen smiling as he signed autographs for the delighted kids. One young fan named Rachel Coudriet was lucky enough to get an autograph, his cellphone number, and directions to a motel along with a time to meet him there.

So there you have it. Tiger Woods is quitting fucking up a round of golf but he certainly isn't going to quit fucking around.

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