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Funny story: Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

UEFA fat cats were astounded at the weekend when players from Premier League contenders for a place in their flagship competition, the Champions League, decided that they couldn't be arsed, and surrendered to their opponents during the Easter weekend...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

Nashville Man Stops Fighting Loneliness and Finds a New Best Friend

After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden surrenders to American Forces

Osama Bin Laden surrenders to American Forces

15,000 American, Afghan and Nato forces started an assault Friday on a Taliban stronghold in the Central Town of Majah Senior Commanders say a man identifying himself as Osama Bin Laden, considered to be one of the main masterminds of 9/11 has surre...

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Funny story: Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender

CAMEL DROPPINGS, Iran - The Iranian Minister of War has confirmed, previously unconfirmed reports, that yes, it is a fact that his country plans on invading France on Feb. 11, 2010. When the French government heard the news, they immediately began...

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Funny story: Exploding Cans of SPAM Frighten Taliban into Surrender

Exploding Cans of SPAM Frighten Taliban into Surrender

Discovering yet another "Serving Suggestion" displayed on each can of SPAM, U.S. and NATO forces have been launching non-lethal exploding cans of the pork based grilling meat against Taliban and other extremist forces. Described as a "Brilliant lo...

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Funny story: France Surrenders to Private Shooting Range

France Surrenders to Private Shooting Range

Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - Some men shooting targets at their private gun range were surprised today when the French government showed up and surrendered to the men.

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Funny story: France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...

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Funny story: New US terrorists

New US terrorists

I Surrender! I have been thinking about the war with militant Islam for some time. It is clear to me that the American public no longer has the will to resist, and from my military training I know that means that we, the US, the Christians, the people wanting peace, have lost. We should sue for peace, but there is no one to negotiate with and certainly no one of honor that would or could guar...

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