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Funny story: Putin Is Hallucinating That He's Adolf Hitler

Putin Is Hallucinating That He's Adolf Hitler

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…

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Funny story: Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate

Putin: No Ukraine Invasion Since Valieva Can Skate

Moscow, Monday, Feb, 14. Woof Bluster with an SOS report for Spoof On Sports. The imminent threat of Russia's invasion of Ukraine disappeared Monday as President Vladimir Putin offered a Valentine's gift of peace to the world. The "no war" decision f…

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Funny story: The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

The Reason Why Great Britain is Planning on Invading Switzerland

LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s leading news agencies, Ta Ta For Now, has broken the story that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has signed off on the UK invading Switzerland. When asked by TTFN reporter Loretta Piffinshaw why he would attac…

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Funny story: The US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else

The US Warns Canada To Control Their Wandering Moose or Else

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The US Department of Animal Husbandry has issued a stern warning to our neighbor to the north regarding their wandering moose. Stating that the Canadian moose cross over into the US and they then proceed to eat t…

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Funny story: Russia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan

Russia and China Are Planning on Jointly Invading Japan

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Word has leaked out of the Kremlin that two of the world’s super powers are finalizing plans to invade Japan. A Kremlin insider, who would only give his initials X.V.Z, told BuzzFuzz that Russia and China are in serious ne…

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Funny story: President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

President Biden Is Planning On Invading Cuba

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was asked by a reporter with BuzzFuzz about the scuttlebutt that the US is planning on invading Cuba. She smiled and asked Miss (Taffeta) Kixx if she had read that in the Nat…

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Funny story: "Tough guy" aliens send rep to warn humanity of impending "ass-kicking we'll never forget"

"Tough guy" aliens send rep to warn humanity of impending "ass-kicking we'll never forget"

A bizarre looking 8-foot tall, 400 lbs creature appeared at City Hall in Chicago yesterday, to meet with "the leaders of the United States". After a brief panic, things settled down and, to the relief of all on the scene, the creature behaved quite c…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Baltimore’s Eye-Spectator Channel 69, is reporting that security cameras caught an ugly-as-hell woman carrying a paint gun and a bag of thumb tacks, working her way into the Senate chamber on January 6. Upon clos…

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Funny story: NFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth

NFL Bends A Knee...And Dooms The Planet Earth

"All hail the Great and Almighty Solar King of the Universe, The Great and Awesome and Wise and Very, Very Dangerous, Zaxxorg The Third! Citizens of the smelly planet Earth, I have seen you kneel down to my awesome power and accept your unconditiona…

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Funny story: Guaido to receive citizens committee award for support of US intervention

Guaido to receive citizens committee award for support of US intervention

Breaking: Yesterday, self-proclaimed president of Venezuela Juan Guaido indicated he just might allow the possibility of US intervention to rescue his country. He stressed the importance of saving lives as motivation for this military intervention...

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Funny story: Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Feds, Media Insist on PC Language Regarding Immigrants: Call Them "Mosquitos"

Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...

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Funny story: Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

Pentagon Vows to Invade Cascadia as Soon as They Find it on a Map

The Pentagon and the NSA are in a fury over the growing independence movement in Cascadia. Cascadia which is regarded by many as the Scotland of North America. Cascadia is nestled in the Pacific Northwest from the redwoods of California and north...

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Funny story: FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

FIFA Conquers Brazil, Establishes Autocratic "FIFdom"

BRASILIA, BRAZIL - According to recent reports, the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) has taken control of key cities in Brazil, toppled the Brazilian government, and changed the name of the South American country to "Goooo...

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Funny story: Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

Russia Calls For U.N. Sanctions Against Hydrogen for Occupation of Oxygen

(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...

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Funny story: U.S. Special Forces Command Deploys Sports Illustrated Bikini Unit with Great Impact

U.S. Special Forces Command Deploys Sports Illustrated Bikini Unit with Great Impact

Crimea- Through a Top Secret Ops mission, U.S. Special Forces struck a blow for Ukrainian sovereignty by landing a superbly-equipped bikini unit, composed of current and past Sports Illustrated models. It took literally no time at all for the Russ...

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Funny story: Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

Closing Ceremony in Crimea highlights Coalition failure

David Cameron faced stern questioning during PMQs on Friday when asked to explain why, two years on, the Coalition government has yet to take full advantage of the London 2012 legacy. Stark comparisons have been drawn after Russia rode the wave of...

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Funny story: President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

President Obummer warns President Putin of "severe consequences" over Ukraine invasion

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obummer is finding that his pen and his 'phone do not have the effect that he desires in matters of foreign diplomacy. In writing, Obummer has warned Russian president Vladimir Putin, known to his former KGB...

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