Aliens dump Woods

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Wednesday, 16 December 2009


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Aliens running for it.

Chuggalug Heights, Montana - Today, startled witnesses saw a UFO land in downtown Chuggalug Heights and unceremoniously dump a naked Tiger Woods in the intersection.
Woods reportedly started banging on the door of the craft demanding to be let back in.

Moments later an alien stepped out of the back door of the UFO and shot Woods with some kind of stunning beam pistol. The ship then lifted off and disappeared into the sky.

Two hours later the UFO was back. The Captain of the Ship came out and apologized for dumping Woods in the middle of town.

"We are well known for mating with humans and for experimenting on unsuspecting people, but this guy was nuts! We had to pry him of Muga-lug, the ships pet. He kept saying that the blond hair just really set him off. He had sex with every crew member and then went back for more. We had to dump him!"

He then boarded his UFO and left.

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