London - (What-the-Blazes?): London's Madam Two-Swords waxwork museum was evacuated today after golfing pants on the Tiger Woods exhibit suddenly burst into flames.
Firemen fought for nearly an hour trying to douse the blaze which seems to have started deep in the statue's trouser pockets.
Museum curator Popsy Nuggets told the press someone had reported a strange smouldering smell wafting from the Woods mannequin but thought it must be part of the floorshow.
"Actually it started just after we moved Maria Sharapova in that skimpy tennis dress of hers right next to the Woods exhibit," Nuggets explained.
"The staff were all laughing and joking that Tiger's waxwork looked to be sweating.
"And then a curious swelling appeared in the crotch of those pants. Imagine."
As this morning's blaze erupted other waxworks in the Sporting Legends exhibition hall were also evacuated including David Beckham, OJ Simpson and George Best.
"Funny thing is," Nuggets commented, "we had exactly the same problem with Bill Clinton during his Lewinsky impeachment trial."
Arson is not exactly suspected.