Crawford, Texas - (Trick or Treat): The magnificent waxing Hunter's Moon shines brightly Chez Boche this weekend.
But George and Laura's Halloween party has been dealt a body blow.
News from London has warned that July 2003 'suicide' WMD expert Dr David Kelly left a dodgy videotape. And someone's posted it on the YouBoob!
The Zaprudder footage shows naked Bush, Blair and Kelly smoking hashish in a Ramallah hellhole.
In the background Bernard Madoff and Condi Rice shag like bunneys on crystal meth.
A close-up of Poodle's carpetburns looks curiously like the Dalai Llama's face.
Kelly was found dead on Harrowdown Hill on 17 July 2003 after copping to the WMD fantasy. The official verdict was suicide.
A coroner's inquest later heard how Kelly feared one day he "would be found dead in the bushes".
Jenna Bush is finally pregnant.
