Wicked Wanda's Sex Shop Closed Down

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Monday, 22 June 2009


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Authorities here in Venice Beach Ca. have withdrawn the operating license for Wicked Wanda's Sex Shop following numerous complaints from customers.

"I bought the wife a vibrator from there," Purkiss Buttfock told us. "It was just all wrong. When she used it she'd start thrashing around, groaning, tearing the wallpaper off the walls and foaming at the mouth. All I used to get was a bored sigh and a cigarette. It's just not right."

Most people were quick to condemn the store and its products, but we did manage to find one staunch supporter.

Bargis Tryhol told us:

"I bought the wife a vibrator from Wicked Wanda's but frankly, it didn't cut the mustard. She'd toss it aside and beg for old Chucky. I don't think the store does any harm and I don't think it deserved to have its license revoked. It's all just a crock of shit as far as I'm concerned."

More vibrator related vilification as we get it.

With a hats off to Bureau and BuckwheatsButt.

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