Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 19 June 2009

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As The Four Tops said : I Can't Help Myself.

By all outward appearances, Doreen Cockburn, 53 is a normal workaday housewife, but neighbours in Devizes, Wiltshire have complained that she is in fact a filthy, insatiable, devil worshipping cock happy slut who has an endless procession of shifty looking males entering and leaving her council property at all hours of the day and night.

One resident told us:

"She's a disgrace. A blight on the neighbourhood. And I think she's had my husband Alf, although he denies it. It's bad enough that she's a filthy dirty slut, but there can never be an excuse for worshipping the devil."

Doreen Cockburn told us, when she'd eventually answered the door:

"I just can't help myself. I have this lust for men, any men, and this lifelong thing about devil worship. I'd like to change, I really would, but I'm a little bit long in the tooth for all that god bothering malarkey now."

More Satanic Slut related shite when we get it from QM and JO.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, slut, Filth




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