Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 April 2009

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Social Conservatives say this kind of perversion must be killed in the womb...in this particular case there is widespread lib

Science, politics, morality and religion have been doing a complex ballet around a variety of controversial issues. Evolution, intelligent design, creationism have performed a threesome across the stages of schools, legislatures and education departments. End of life issues have kept the US audience enthralled by the dances of Dr Death, Womb to tomb ethics and pull the plug politics.

Now in the most shocking reversal in American social conservativism since ignoring the divorces of Ronald Reagan, John McCain and the multiple wives of Knewt Gonadrich,abortion is now a cause celebre. The limited support for fetal termination has been inspired by the rapidly spreading legalisation of gay marriage and the supposed identification of the gay gene by gay Dr Gene.

Social conservatives in an effort to stop the destruction of traditional marriage already in danger by frivolous divorces( see Reagan, McCain and Gonadrich) have decided that all US fetus' should be tested by gay Gene for the gay gene:

"If we can stop the immoral contagion of gay marriage before any of its potential partners are born, traditional marriage and a completely heterosexual armed forces will be safe for generations to come!", according to Christian conservative preacher, the Very Reverend Sodomy Gommorah.

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