Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

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Palin aimed her aircraft at Georgia, USA: Diva to the Rescue!

Just when a fatigued US electorate thought that they might get a break from the presidential poisonous politics of 2008, candidates losers and winners are still involved in the Senatorial run-offs and recounts in Minnesota and Georgia.

One of the most interesting stories from the campaign after the campaign came from the involvement of Sarah Palin. After being targeted by fellow Republicans as a diva, a dufus,a ditz and a jinx, Palin went on a week long tour of the news media circuit to raise her futures stock for 2012. It was then when the invitation to recampaign came.

Palin flew immediately piloting her own plane by plain sight without the help of instruments to georgia to pitch in. She told the press that she had always insisted that she could see georgia from her front porch and so her flying feat was nothing special for a neat, keen gal like herself:" I support საქართველოს პრეზიდენტი !!!" Palin told the ten people at the rural landing pad on the Georgian frontier in perfect Inuit. : I'm mowed over by Mikhail! Saakashvili Salys Me!!"

One particularly astute Georgian pickle farmer told Palin that the Georgian President was not up for re election but that if she hurried she might be of some help to the Republican senatorial candidate in Georgia US of A. Palin boarded her piper cub and was heard shouting over the din of the engine: Diva to the Rescue!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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