Porn distributors are struggling to fill all of the holiday orders for their new skinflicks starring someone who looks an awful like the politician Sarah Palin and, ironically, has the same name.
The first big tit hit in the series is called Nailin' Pailin': the story of a hardworking working girl who fucks her way north to Alaska. The sequel Pailin Wailin' proved to be an even bigger suckfest as sweet Sarah screams and gags her way to national prominence, only to have her bust go boom in the economic crisis. Tailin Pailin the third release in the sexsual serial received the porn industries highest anal honor- The Rimmie.
In a related holiday gift story, a new X-Box game called Wailin on Palin is proving to be a top seller on Republican holiday market.
