Sarah Palin Showed Harmid Karzai Her Alaskunt Brown Beaver

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Sunday, 23 November 2008

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Karzai is more familiar with the Persian Pussy...that Alaskunt is pretty weird!

The Republican VPILF-NOT apparently sat somewhat indiscreetly across for Afghani President Harmid Karzai during one of her pretend I'm a real world leader playfests.

Karzai, a real gentleman, didn't say a word about the beaver shot but US news sources scrutinized the Palin- Karzai footage and came across the discrete segment sighting.

You-Tube, Home of all manner and means of perverse and perverted footage, has recorded 12 million hits on what is being called the best dam beaver pelt since Sharon Stone's hairy tunnel of love in Basic Instinct.

When Madam Karzai heard about the evidence of her husband's long look at the Palin Pussy she told him that she would blow his brains out and then scratch her eyes out. Harmid told his wife that he belonged to her and only her and that his videotaped trance like look at the Alaskan beaver was just an Asian man's amazement at an exotic species...

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