Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 November 2008

image for "Meet The Press" Sarah Palin Shot Her First Moose at the Age of 3
A photo of The Mrs. Grover Cleveland Petting Zoo in Anchorage, Alaska

These are the Topics of the TV News Shows for this coming Sunday:

"This Week" (ABC) - George Stephanopoulos will interview Vice-President Dick Cheney and he will ask him why and where he has been hiding for these past two months. George will also be asking Cheney why the hell he is always in such a grouchy-ass mood and if he really feels that it is okay for someone as rich as himself to be applying for unemployment benefits.

"Meet The Press" (NBC) - Bob Schieffer will speak with Governor Sarah Palin and ask her why she is buying a home in Tashkent, Russia. Also Palin will show for the first time on national television a photograph of her that was taken at the age of three. Little Sarah is shown standing next to the first moose that she ever shot. This photo has sparked a bit of controversy since the moose, named Mickey, was actually shot by little Sarah while in captivity at The Mrs. Grover Cleveland Petting Zoo in Anchorage.

"Face The Nation" (CBS) - Host Tom Brokaw will countdown his 100 most embarrasing political moments including the time at the White House's Thanksgiving dinner when he accidentally referred to first lady Laura Bush as Laura Pubic.

"Late Edition" (CNN) - During the first part of the show Wolf Blitzer will interview celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck and talk about Austrian politics, canned food, Kegel exercises, and his intense dislike for Courtney Love. In the second part of the show Blitzer will interview his next door neighbor, Suzette Charmberger who has the amazing ability of being able to eat a standard-sized political campaign sign wooden handle and all in 25 seconds.

"Fox News Sunday (FOX) - Chris Wallace will speak to Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter who are expected to deny the National Enquirer rumors about their torrid love affair which supposedly they have been carrying on since Valentine's Day of 2006. In the second part of the show, Ann Coulter will have a professonal Hollywood 'make-over' which hopefully will put an end to all of the 'Trigger' references once and for all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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