Written by Morse

Sunday, 26 October 2008

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Palin Raises Valid Question: Who Really Sat in for Biden When His Intellect Tested?

Orlando,Fl./ Orlando Sentinel - Governor Sarah Palin, who has survived merciless IUD's to her professional reputation by the liberal media is questioning Sen. Biden's "guts" after he freaks at TV interview!

The often misspoken Democrat candidate for the VP slot seemed stunned when a TV reporter asked him rational questions concerning Sen. Obama's socialist plan "to share the wealth." He was further nonplussed when questioned about his earlier documented statements that "Obama would be tested within 6 months of his presidency'"

Answers to both questions were shunted aside as the Senator terminated the interview. Democrat party leaders quickly banned TV station WFTU from any further access to Democratic Candidates, a tactic shared with Narco Dictator Hugo Chavez, in attempting to control the press.

Governor Palin who has withstood untold personal slurs to her family, political reputation, and competency, with uncommon grace, simply blew off the furor.

"Up in Alaska," she mused," we're on our own. We can't get someone to take an IQ test for us, and we're taught to stand on our own two feet and take the heat. I guess Senator Biden was waiting for someone else to pull his ACORNS out of the fire!"

Immediately after the interview Biden's aides were seen furtively making hysterical calls to CNN and NBC in order to book sympathetic time with their political mouthpieces. Biden was seen pulling out some of his remaining hair plugs as he was hustled out to meet with his "Personal Esteem" coach to buck up his shattered ego.

Behind the scenes it is said that DNC chairman Howard Dean has dispatched "Truth Squads' to obliterate any of Biden's High School and College test Scores including his SAT's, which The Spoof has been told, were mailed in on Absentee Returns .

In fact, rumors are now circulating that the Senator never sat for a test in his life, and had in fact had a one legged homeless person stand in for him at his draft board hearing where he was declared "physically and mentally unfit to serve".

Governor Palin was heard to quip, "Ironically that was one test he probably could have shown up to take himself!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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