Female cartoon characters lined up outside Disney Studios to screen test for the role of Sarah Palin in the new animated bio of the Alaskan Governor and VP Repub candie.
I talked first to Minnie Mouse who shyly expressed her interest in the role. She said the idea of playing a moose hunter made her feel less mousy. Daisy Duck said that she could identify with Palin since she's been involved with a hot tempered duck sonce she was a pencil sketch.
Betty Boop told reporters that she shared Palin's sex appeal and youthful good looks while the old woman in the shoe thought that her infamous ignorance about child rearing made her a Palin natural.
Disney producers announced that they would offer teh part to the British cartoon cult star Bagpuss: " There's just something about the name that is all Palin, all the time!"