Written by queen mudder

Friday, 10 October 2008

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Nuking Iceland could be an attractive option

Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland.

"Taxpayers around the world are sick and tired of passé scapegoats like North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill and Iranian President Ahmadinejacket," Darling's spokesman said today.

"It's about time we had a different bogeyman to harrass."

The move follows UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's use of anti-terror laws to nail the Icelandic bastard PM's theft of UK assets.

An MI5 posse accompanying Alistair Darling to Washington has prepared a geological report.

This describes how a one megaton nuclear bomb would instantly free up a vast oil and gas reserve hidden miles below Rejkjavik, Iceland's capital.

"We could also drain off all the nearby Arctic hydrocarbon assets before Vladimir Putin gets his sticky mits on them," Darling commented.

Hank Paulson is 69.

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