Führerator Arnold Schwarzenegger May Seek Emergency Session...with Richard Simmons

Written by Judge Retort

Friday, 10 October 2008

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The remaining California budget safely stored in governor's flight bag

Johanny-come-lately California Führerminator Fumigator Governator Arnold Schwarzenjammer is expected to seek an emergency session of the California State legislature to demand they scrap the present balanced budget and jump on his oompah band wagon, come out of the closet and Go Deficit! Just like the United States Congress.

Cheerleaders began flooding the State capital in Sacramento, deafening legislators with merry cheers of "Go Deficit! Go Deficit! Gimme a 'D'! Gimme a 'E'! Gimme a 'P'! … What's that spell? 'DEPRESSION'!"

The Governator mollified the crowd: "Vell, only affording a little bread and gravy for lunch for a decade or so von't kill anybody, anyway. You are all so fat! Come, follow me. Ve all go jog around capital, yah?! Move dat fanny!"

Richard Simmons suddenly popped out from behind a bush in the park (George Michael popped out of the other end - of the bush) and started dancing around crying, "Move that fanny! Move that fanny! Come on, girls! Go deficit! Whoo!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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