Written by Pointer

Monday, 1 September 2008

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Crack Whores' fetuses have a right to life too!

In a brilliant political maneuver, the GOP has found a clever way to empower one of their largest constituencies and gain more votes.

Fetuses prefer the Party of No Choice 10 to 1. Ultra-sound studies from the labs of mad scientist Dr James Dobson demonstrate conclusively that fetuses are ultra conservative when it comes to being pro life.

Dobson told TheSpoof.com that embryonic life loves Jesus and opposes stem cell research. When asked why one in ten fetuses favor the right to choose, Dobson scowled: "Oh, them whiners! Just because your mother is a crack whore shouldn't stop you from embracing life with faith, hope and love!"

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Topics: Republicans, Baby, Vote




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