Many Voters Insist on Identifying as Republicants!

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 21 August 2008

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Major news sources across the country are reporting that voter registration since 2005 has been dominated by the democrats and the Independents (Independents are defined in as people who can't seem to make their member...ship stand). But the untold story, according to is that the numerous voter registrants who keep writing in "Republicant" into the party identification space.

"True, Democrat and Independent have been chosen quite frequently since 2005", according to voter registration expert I. M. Watchin. "But no one is telling the story of the strange new identifier being chosen by millions across the country. It seems like "Republicant" is the new Republican!"

Election observer I. Gotmy Eyeonya commented:" The Republicans are now in the can and the Republicants can't do no wrong!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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