Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund.
Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an interest in the Clinton Charitable Tax Free Hedge Fund as profiled on Jim Cramer's show, REAL AND UNREAL MONEY, Sept 13,2007. At the time, Mr. Cramer, paraphrasing Senator Clinton's comments at the recent Iraq hearings, said he would have to" suspend his disbelief," in order to validate the monumental returns on investments the Clintons have been claiming on their tax returns since the former President left office and became dependent on Arab and Asian donations to his Presidential library in Arkansas.
Located in a single wide mobile home, the library has raised in excess of $532 million tax free dollars, most from international untraceable contributions, though some have been linked to last minute Presidential pardons Mr. Clinton granted while in the midst of moving government owned antiques from the White House into a Mayflower van on the last day of his presidency.
Mr. Clinton has said the library is not yet open to the public due to the declining literacy rate in Arkansas. "It would be a waste of the taxpayers money at this time,"he said recently, "we have managed to prevail on Senator Reid to earmark some funds on a campaign ethics bill to have most of the written texts transcribed into a picture format for better understanding."
Prosecuters have noticed similar uses of the fabled Ponzi Scheme techniques between the self styled "Hebrew Boys", who happen to be black, Mr. Hsu, who happens to be from Hong Kong, and the Clintons, who happen to be from Arkansas. The Clintons went from being unemployed professional students, to powerful politicians and multi-millionairs of questionable ethics and character with no real means of viable financial support. Mr. Hsu is a Wharton graduate, Mr. Clinton got an Oxford fellowship, and the Hebrew boys are still matriculating.
Federal prosecuters have had questions for years about the Clinton Midas Touch involving their investments. The mystery apparently was starting to unravel, only to have it curtailed when Ms. Clinton's confidant, investment counselor and interior decorator, Vince Foster, managed to shoot himself in the head in a Washington D.C. park from a distance of 12 feet on a sunny day. Ms. Clinton was heard to comment at a fundraiser later the same day, that it must have been the "long arm of justice" that was responsible.
Mr. Hu Nu, the Senator's Asian Liaison , personal body guard and successor to Mr. Foster, indicated the Senator was still distraught over Mr. Foster's very untimely demise.
Spokesmen for the government said the campaign fund investigation is ongoing with findings to be made public sometime late in November of next year. Hu No's.
