Democratic party unity

Funny story written by disciple

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

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Hillary and Obama

Many Hillary Clinton supporters still have a problem supporting Barrack Obama.

The Democratic party is seeking unity after a hard fought primary season and needs to rally its supporters to re-take the White house, but a rift remains and threatens Obama`s run for the White House.

These left over Hillary supports have taken on the name, PuMAs (party unity my ass) as a direct result of how the Democratic front-runner Clinton came to suspend her campaign.

These Hillary supports that are mainly women, also represent all demographic groups. They are mad and angry about how Hillary was treated, why he suspended her campaign, sexism within American politics and the lost hope of the first women president.

Here are some reason why voting for Obama will be hard:

  1. Women never let go or forget
  2. Obama is Black
  3. Women always seek revenge and will vote for McCain out of spite
  4. Women never admit when they are wrong or lose a fight
  5. McCain is a hot sexy stud muffin

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