The National Organization of Women (N.O.W.) has filed a motion to limit the use of cocks in daily American life. The group, made up of mostly radical feminists and bull-dyke lesbians, feel that cocks are too plentiful and are over-saturating the market.
Local chapter President Griselda House, in a one on one interview, offered the following statement: "I'm sick of cocks. I'm tired of cocks. The only kind of cock that I like or believe in is the cock and bull story or something cockamamie. Those statements mean that whatever was said is a lie, and that's about right."
"When I was a kid, we had a cockerspaniel. She was a sweet little doggie, but was still called that instead of a pussyspaniel or a cuntspaniel. Why do cocks have to be everywhere?"
"A person wears a cockade on their hat. They cock their gun before firing. Since a chicken can have the same name, when you suck the last of the bbq sauce from your hotwings, are you sucking a cock? A cockcrow means daybreatk. Cockeyed means crosseyed, when cocks really only have one eye! A cockle is a mollusk or a group of weeds or a place where you hide your deepest feelings. The pilot sits in the cockpit, which is another euphemism for vagina. One type of English accent is Cockney. You drink a cocktail. You may have cockstail in your garden. If you are confident, you are cocksure."
"Cocks are everywhere!"
"Now, don't get me started with dicks, shafts, rods, tools, nuts, sacks, and balls."
When asked to comment, Rush Limbaugh said that the woman was "one cocky femi-nazi."
