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Funny story: Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump and radio host Rush Limbaugh have threatened legal action over which personality invented the term "Pencil Neck" to describe their opponents. Trump has called Democrat representative Adam Schiff "Lit...

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Funny story: Limbaugh On Flynn: What Did Obama Know And When Did He Know It?

Limbaugh On Flynn: What Did Obama Know And When Did He Know It?

Rush Limbaugh has made a stunning and hilariously ass-backwards claim while on his own show that runs on the EIB Network (Excrement In Broadcasting): Limbaugh says Barack Obama engineered the political assassination of Micheal Flynn, President Trump'...

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Funny story: Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Vs Ted Cruz: "Crypto-Mexican-Scientologist-Pan-Cuban-Mexichurian-Candidate"

Rush Limbaugh has turned over a new leaf and has started criticizing Republican candidates. Hey, that's a good thing, right? Well... maybe. Depends on how you look at it. After all, "Truth is what works," as one famous American famously said. Recently, on his viral (or at least highly virulent) radio show, "Rush the Magic White Boy," sinister allegations started circulating about Ted...

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Funny story: Prosthetic Eyed Video Cam Hooker has Video of Rush Limbaugh

Prosthetic Eyed Video Cam Hooker has Video of Rush Limbaugh

Well she has surfaced again and, with her Prosthetic Eye Cam, has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client. Here is her story. I never planned on releasing the video of my strange sexual encounter with Rush Limbaugh (strange, even for me) but now I hope it sheds some light on this malignant human being. Rush requested that I tie a rope around his neck and loop the other e...

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Funny story: GOP Issues Fatwa Against Pope Francis

GOP Issues Fatwa Against Pope Francis

WASHINGTON, DC--The Republican Party has declared a Fatwa, or legal decree, against Pope Francis for his anti-capitalist statements over the last year and a half. The Fatwa came only days after the most recent attack on the controversial Pope, when S...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Limbaugh Hoisted Up On Own Petard

Speaking on Ohio State's new sexual assault policy, conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh had his own ideas of what consent to sex means. "How many guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that no means yes if you know how to spot it?...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

Rush Limbaugh Not Down With Childrens' Hospitals

On his highly-syndicated national radio show this morning, Rush Limbaugh descended to a new low (for him) by pooh-poohing Childrens' Hospitals in general...and St. Jude Medical Center in particular. Saying it was a "national disgrace" for parents...

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Funny story: The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars. The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

Rush Limbaugh Says That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Would Make A Great Senator

NEW YORK CITY - Nevada cattle rancher Cliven Bundy has just about received more publicity than some of the cattleman of the Old West including John Chisum, Charles Goodnight, and Richard King, owner of the one million acre King Ranch in south Texas.

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Funny story: Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Limbaugh Says Colbert Will Destroy Heartland Values

Stephen Colbert, who has been anchoring the Colbert Report on Comedy Central since 2005, will replace David Letterman as CBS's late night host in 2015. "It's revolutionary! In kind of a bad way," according to radio host Rush Limbaugh: "CBS has j...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Rush Limbaugh Sperm Mistakenly Used For Jackass

Of all the freaky things to happen, a fertility clinic which sells sperm to allow females to get pregnant by someone she admires or would like a son or daughter to have a great singing voice, all types, purchase sperm at a high price. So when they...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

Rush Limbaugh Is In Tears As He Denies The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

Ann Coulter Is Demanding That The Republican Party Terminate Sarah Palin's Membership

LOS ANGELES - GOP political maven Ann Coulter was invited to speak at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women and she accepted on one condition; that she be allowed to make a pitch for the GOP. The warden gladly agreed and so Miss Coulter spoke before...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

Rush Limbaugh Reveals That Thousands of Republicans Want Him To Run For President

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh just remarked on his radio talk show that he is now more popular than Marco Rubio, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum all put together. Limbaugh added that every day he receives as many as 80 text...

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