"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.
She said that she will launch an immediate investigation and force him to testify before the Senate, and if elected President, she will see to it that the IRS audits him for at least the past 10 years.
"This is some kind of a right-wing conspiracy, and I for one will not tolerate it!" She also sees it as wrong that he should be on stage with such famous people as John McCain and a former mayor of NY, whose name she couldn't recall.
"I much prefer John McCain as the Republican nominee, I can easily defeat him as he also supports drivers licenses for illegal aliens like I do sometimes, depending on whether the audience is for it. I am neutral if the audience is against it, and of course that is up to the governors anyway and I can't really comment on it".
Clinton also compared John McCain to Bob Dole, and she said she deserved her own Bob Dole, and that John McCain will really fit the bill for that. She also said she deserves her own version of Ross Perot to draw away business voters, and that she is in negotiations for Bloomberg to take that third party independent position.
"If that doesn't work, we will have to pull Perot out of the billionaire old folks' home and put the bunny rabbit batteries back in him!", she stated gleefully.
