Hilary Clinton On The "Pole"

Funny story written by shyra

Thursday, 15 November 2007

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With Hilary Clinton confident on the US polls, she claims the main thing to remember about working the pole is that the best tips come from a male figure such as you husband, especially one that's watched or even been on a pole before.

"The more dips and swings you take, the more you will bring in and the higher your stats. Its not just about the men though," she says, "there are plenty of woman out there that would love to see me at the top of the pole.

"I love to put some time in but sometimes the best way to relax is just to take it off. There are a some people that love to see me on that pole and others that just want to get me off."

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