President George Bush has been in consultation with disgraced loony OJ Simpson over how best to handle the Iraq crisis.
Mr Bush is said to have been impressed with OJ's ability to get himself in some serious sh*t - yet somehow always managing to wriggle his way out despite massive media attention and public antipathy and hatred.
"I admire OJ", said Mr Bush while being given a massage by Vice President Cheney, "Heck, even I thought he killed Nicole and that other guy. But he worked some magic and squeezed out of a tight one real pretty. I'm hoping some of his deviousness will rub off on myself".
OJ, who is now charged with robbery using a firearm and other serious sh*t, admits a mutual respect for George Dubya.
"George is a frickin' idot and a liar", said OJ as he was led away in chains, "and I can so relate to him.He likes oil, I like memrobilia. If I can help him out with his Iraq issues then I'm only to glad to lend my expertise. So long as the motherf*cker pays me back big time".
Bush is due to meet with Simpson in jail later today for another series of meetings.
