Bush Vetoes Children's Insurance

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Saturday, 22 September 2007

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Bush's Republican Guard

Washington (IP) - George Bush, who is the head of the American Bushstapo, vetoed the bill that would have funded poor children's insurance.

Bush pasted a small dark mustache under his nose and spewed forth a bitter speech. Saliva and spittle flew out of his mouth as his speech steadily grew in a fiery and thunderous crescendo that would have made Wagner blush with envy.

Bush shouted that he hated American children and that only the children of Iraqi savages (his own words) deserved any benefit from the American tax payer. He said it was, after all, survival of the fittest, and the children of parents who were incapable of providing for their offspring deserved to lose all the benefits derived from contributing to the gene pool.

Bush says that he will soon be appointed dictator for life and prefers to be called El Duche. Each member of his Republican guard held high one hand open during the entire length of his six hour speech. They all goose stepped into the streets in perfect unison and the sound of their jack boots pounding the streets resonated throughout the capital.

Bush hopes to put euthanasia and selective abortion programs into effect soon for selected members of the population. He is also building large prison camps in every state. He said that 'you are either with us or against us'.

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