Thursday, 12 July 2007

image for Bush Wagging the Dog on the Animal Channel
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals..."

Hollywood, Ca (IP) - George Bush will appear in an upcoming episode of Animal Tales on the Animal Channel where he will play the part of a dog's tail wagging the dog.

He is in so much hot water on Iraq, outing CIA agents, pardoning criminal cronies, his disdain of stem cell research and science in general, firing attorney generals and prosecutors, failing to contain terrorism, squandering military resources and national treasure, attrition of Army troops, as well on numerous other issues that he now has to resort to the same scare tactics he used before the last two stolen elections where orange alerts were as common as pimples on a 16 year old boy. The alerts all suddenly vanished after stealing the election via black box voting.

Bush admits on the upcoming show that the phony alerts were designed to fool naive and terrified voters into voting for father Bush who would supposedly protect them from the terrorist boogy man. This would also serve to perpetuate the military industrial complex which almost went broke after the end of the cold war.

Republicans always referred to Bill Clinton's military adventures as "wagging the dog" and insisted he bombed Bin Laden's camp with cruise missiles merely to distract the public from his personal woes when in reality it was just an artificial uproar that the corrupt Republicans created because they had turned green with jealousy over Clinton's victory over the fascist GOP in two presidential elections.

If the Republicans had let Clinton concentrate on being president then there may never have been a 9-11. They feared Clinton was doing too good of a job on the economy, fostering world peace and that his administration was about to solve health care issues and all of these things were a threat to the future of the Republican party and their corporate handlers.

A small mirror will be velcroed onto the the dog's anus and this is where Bush's face will appear as he plays the part of the tiny tail wagging the giant dog.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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