Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Friday, 15 June 2007

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Ahhh Poor Mr. President

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "How low can he go?" is the question every political expert nation-wide is wondering. In a statement released early Thursday, Bush's sat at an ill 29%. "I can't explain it. I just cain't please y'all." said a saddened and discouraged President.

It is a bit odd that this unacceptable score should occur on the American holiday of Flag Day. A day set aside to honor the U.S.A.

In such a time as this, I can only say with a hopeful heart, "Well Mr. .President, look toward the bright side, there's only one place to go from here-up. I mean you aren't doing The Limbo, are you?"


-THE MUSICMAN-

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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