(MUSICMAN PRESS) "How low can he go?" is the question every political expert nation-wide is wondering. In a statement released early Thursday, Bush's sat at an ill 29%. "I can't explain it. I just cain't please y'all." said a saddened and discouraged President.
It is a bit odd that this unacceptable score should occur on the American holiday of Flag Day. A day set aside to honor the U.S.A.
In such a time as this, I can only say with a hopeful heart, "Well Mr. .President, look toward the bright side, there's only one place to go from here-up. I mean you aren't doing The Limbo, are you?"