Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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Steve Austin During His Glory Days In The Ring

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Move over Superman, Spiderman, Flash Gordon and Jolly Green Giant, there's a new sheriff in town. Not even Pop-Eye the Sailorman can take this hero said President Bush yesterday at a press conference.

"I've always liked them wrasslin' guys and Stone Cold was my hero for many years. I even let my kids watch with me, that kinda family stuff is important. This show ya could watch if you're 2 or 102, kinda like South Park."

The President said he has watched the W.W.E. ever since it began and enjoyed the W.W.F. for years before.

-THE MUSICMAN-

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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