Written by Princess Poole

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

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Barney Bush unhappy hearing George's latest jokes.

Barney the White House dog spoke out today on W's performance as the new Late Show host. "Letterman should never have left! Now I have to listen to George practice his jokes all day." Barney says he will protest his master's inarticulations and blundered buffoonery by messing on the Oval Office rug every time W cracks a joke.

After a week of Bush's poor performance, Letterman expressed dismay at leaving the show. With viewer ratings dropping like Barney's "protests" and presidential performance ratings at a record -20% surely W will have to quit one job and concentrate on the other, say critics.

One person has spoken out in support of W's second job. "He's the funniest guy I know. I laugh the whole time he's on the show," says Dick Cheney.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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