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Funny story: WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

WWE Wrestler Ronda Rousey Has Agreed To Wrestle Mike Tyson

LAS VEGAS – Ronda Rousey has said that there is no one on the face of the Earth that she is afraid of, not even Mike “The Ear Biter” Tyson. Rousey, who stands 5-feet 7-inches tall, and weighs 121 pounds, said that she has agreed to wrestle Tyson,…

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Funny story: The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

NEW YORK CITY – Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has informed the wrestling world not to worry because the WWE will be returning very soon. WWE announcer Cicero “The Mouth” Alamogordo stated that he met with Vince, his wife Lin...

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Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...

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Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...

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Funny story: Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

Pro Wrestling Fan Stuck In Early 90's Disparages Recent News Headline

"Why is the World Wrestling Federation getting involved in all this outside bull?" asks Derr Daherr, a devout Hulkamaniac, and long time pro wrestling fan. Mr. Daherr recently saw a headline, WWF seeks to stop Congo sanctuary exploration. In resp...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Presidential Debate Part Two - The Bar Brawl

Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York. It didn't turn out as expected. Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...

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Funny story: Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Twonk Tweets 'Twats' to Tits then Told off

Ashley Cole has been charged with bringing the game into disrepute/improper Conduct over his abusive tweets towards the FA. Cole is said to be devastated at his life being turned upside down and having his good reputation besmirched. The Chelsea l...

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Funny story: Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...

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Funny story: WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

WWE Comes To Buckingham Palace

The Queen was said to be 'most excited' today as she welcomed some guests to her Buckingham Palace home. But these guests were not dukes and earls - they were the wrestling stars of WWE. In an attempt to boost the royal coffers to finance her Diam...

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Funny story: Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

While many non believers poked fun at Reverend Camping and his followers for predicting May 21, 2011 to be Judgment Day, others are confident that he was not completely wrong. One devoted group of fans calling themselves "BOMMRS", or Believers of M...

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Funny story: Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

Sign of the Apocolypse: Pee Wee Herman To Host WWE Raw November 1st.

In an inconceivable merger of the two things in the universe that are as diametrically opposed to one another as matter and anti-matter, children's entertainer Pee-wee Herman has been announced as the special guest star for the November 1 edition of...

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Funny story: WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE boss, Vince McMahon announced this morning that he is to sign Australian actor, Mel Gibson to a three year wrestling contract. Part time actor- full time racist- Mel, is said to be, "overjoyed" with the opportunity. Gibson will debut some...

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Funny story: Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Vince McMahon is expected to announce Thursday at a news conference that he will give one lucky viewer of Monday Night Raw the chance to win the WWE.

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Funny story: John Cena To Have Sequel

John Cena To Have Sequel

WWE Superstar John Cena will have his chance to follow up on his surprisingly good movie "Marine" this summer. Shooting will begin on his next movie "Marine 2, Brokeback Marine".

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

Vanessa Hudgens scheduled to be on WWE Raw

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is scheduled to appear this Monday Night on WWE's RAW. She unexpectedly accepted an invitation to appear on the show by the Chairman of the Board.

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Funny story: MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...

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Funny story: Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Battle Of The TV Darling Couples Looks Set To Smash Viewing Figures

Sky Box Office has lined up the TV wrestling match to end them all as on September 3rd at Wembley Stadium, Richard and Judy take on Eamonn Holmes and his missus in a no holds barred tag bout.

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