Man Pistol Whipped and Handcuffed by the S.S. for Paying with $2 Bills

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - 57-year-old Mike Bolesta was pistol whipped and handcuffed to a pole by George W. Bush's S.S. for three hours as an example for paying Best Buy in $2 bills.

The man was irritated that the store was charging him for installation of his son's car stereo after he had allegedly been told that there would be no installation fee. As a means of protest, he decided to pay the $114 fee with $2 bills that he normally gave out as change to college students, who love them.

Lord Darth Bush entered, wearing his Darth Vader helmet and told the man, "We are not amused. Your lack of obedience is disturbing. We will NOT TOLerate protests in the New World Order." Bush then shouted, "Guards, subdue this man!"

That's when S.S. agents then took out their pistols and beat him severely about the head and shoulders until he lost consciousness, then handcuffed him to a pole and put him in leg irons as an example to the others.

"That's a pretty harsh punishment for paying with legal U.S. tender," said Bolesta.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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