Written by Princess Poole

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Mystery Object from Bush's Ear

Doctors were mystified after removing an unknown foreign object from the President's ear. Doctors were puzzled by the unusual object and cannot determine exactly what it is or how it got in Bush's ear. Bush was also clueless and released no coherent public statement.

"I've seen a lot of strange objects removed from ears, noses or whatever," says Dr. Al Picket, "but that's disgusting...And just think, that was the only thing in his head."

Health experts believe the mysterious object, lodged in the left ear, may have affected Bush's communication skills and possibly his judgement, by preventing him from hearing both sides of an argument.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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