Immigrants for Homeless exchange

Funny story written by Kevlar

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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"It is fair trade, scum for bums!"

May 1st, Governor Schwarzenegger explained his answer for the growing illegal immigrant problem in California.

With the surge of willing to work, illegal immigrants flooding across our borders, and the current amount of people on the streets not willing to work, it seems like a fair trade.

Schwarzenegger says, "If congress will not pass this bill, they are a bunch of girly-men. They may be running from their country because of rapes and murders they have committed there, however they are willing to pick fruit, roof houses, and open burrito shops. The homeless are too lazy, they just sit on their butts in the street (hoaa-aggh-haa) we must trade them to Mexico!"

Due to the outstanding and inspirational May Day parades, the 'Govornator' chose a perfect time to present this plan to the public. He claims, "I have given this a thought, and scum for bums program works to everybody's advantage, we get rid of our worthless to a worthless country, and get their self motivated individuals."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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