Danny DeVito Premium Limoncello Label Really His Piss

Funny story written by Moose&Squirell

Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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Danny DeVito's Premium Limoncello not your regular cup of pee

PASADENA, KALIFONIA--(WINO WEEKLY) Danny DeVito, Film actor, producer, director and now Liqueur Bottler Extraordinaire, embarrassed himself and a shocked ABC's "The View" television audience, estimated at 25 million, revealing today that the main ingredient inside his Limoncello, is his own PISS! "You don't think you can get that color synthetically, do you? Besides it's what makes it my "top-of-the-line" signature best. Don't believe me? Do a DNA test...I'm in there!"

Stepping onto the set of the "The View", a visibly drunk DeVito, groggily went on to Bash the President of the United States by calling him "numbnutz", spill intimate sexual details about his wife, actress Rhea Perlman and then, pulled down his pants to relieve himself on host, Rosie O'Donnell, believing she was a toilet. Barbara Walters pulled him away from Rosie, only to have her shoes peed on by Danny. "Get a cup!...", yelled DeVito, "...and try it now. Its better while it's warm & no need to salt the glass!" Walters began to vomit on the couch. The 62 year old actor was escorted out of the studio and thrown onto the sidewalk.

News of the 90-proof liqueur was announced Monday at the Spirits, Wine & Urine Wholesales of America Annual Convention in Orlando, Florida. Monday's broadcast actually took off with original sales climbing 10-fold. Wall Street stock (DVT) jumped 200 points on the news surprising many analyst expectations. Brokers at Waterhouse, Beckett & Stewpid, announced to their highest portfolio's to invest in DeVito Wines & Teas describing the stock as, '...a sure hit out of the ballpark!'"

Danny's partners in the venture, Hair brew CEO Richard DeSissyO said in a statement. "He's a wonderful entertainer with refined taste & love of the good life. He also possess, without using words, the intuition into the psyche of Rosie O'DONNELL. Symbolically & physically describing her to a "T""

DeVito's Limoncello 90-proof liqueur can be found at all premium liquor stores, wholesalers of industrial cleaners and diesel fuel distributors.

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