Cal Gov & Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapped as War Czar

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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True Lies From War Czar

(Sacramento, CA) -- President George Mission Accomplished Bush has appointed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as War Czar, a new and largely meaningless position proposed by W recently to appear to be doing something about the longest was in US history.

The position will require the governor to use all his skill to encourage the State Department to talk with the War Department and for both to deflect any criticism or blame away from the White House. The California governor is eminently qualified for the Czar position in the Bush Administration - he starred in The Terminator, Kindergarden Cop, and most importantly, True Lies.

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