Harry Potter to Command a Starship

Funny story written by G Varnam

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Alien on New Star Trek 12

Not the wizard boy who went to Hogwarts. It is most of the children actors who went to Hogwarts movie set. This will be the 12th movie that Paramount Pictures will be making. Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Tom Felton, Bonnie Wright, James Phelps, Oliver Phelps, Jamie Waylett, Joshua Herdman, and Genevieve Gant will be on board the USS Ravenclaw. This is a galaxy class starship.

The plot is kept under tight wraps and shooting is to take place in 2010 after Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is done. It seems to be a waist of talent to throw away these actors. They are old enough to start playing adult roles. Don't plan on brining very young children to see this movie. It will have a PG-13 rating. The title of this movie will be called Star Trek Ravenclaw. The ship got it's name from an old world war two frigate know as USN Ravenclaw.

The time line of the story takes place just after Captain Picard retires from active duty. Captain Picard retires in 2385. The story time line takes place in 2391. The USS Ravenclaw will be sent to the Bravo Quadrant. There they will explore strange new worlds and go boldly were no man has gone before. Can this group of Wizard actors turn in their wands for phasers? We believe they can and their transferring from kid actors to adult actors will amaze you!

Star Trek was a creation of Gene Roddenberry. It produced ten movies with eleventh going into production. It produced the original series, cartoon version, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise. It seems that Star Trek will keep on trekking long after Harry Potter.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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