Powerade to release new energy drink "Potterade"

Funny story written by Ace Ventura

Wednesday, 4 April 2007

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Potterade - It's got all the shit you need

Popular energy drink Powerade has signed a deal with Wanker Bros and J.K. Rowling in the next three Harry Potter and the films instead of drinking Butterbeer the Rowling creation they will be drinking Powerade.

Catching up on the fad, Powerade has released Powerade Potterade, which tastes like Apple Juice and is a shiny gold color, and Diet Potterade which is in silver and tastes of nothing.

Speaking to Daniel Radcliffe, who poses naked with horses and women for his new play "Equus" (Homo), we asked him about Potterade which uses his face as Harry Potter on the cover and the advertisement.

"I think it's good to get some good publicity after all the hatemail I've been getting from parents for doing that photoshoot." Radcliffe told us.

We asked him about the taste of Potterade, "I like it. Well Potterade normal at least, it's got an appley taste to it. Diet just takes like air in front of my face. I drink Potterade all the time. It's an energy drink with all the shit I need to help me out when I'm acting."

With the stars drinking Powerade on and off the set of the film I feel that this is the first step for Pottermania to take over the world soon this will be called The Potter instead of The Spoof

Ace Ventura

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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