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Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Funny story: Lost Star Trek Episode Found - Sulu Socks It To Spock

Captain's Log Stardate 2265 - Sulu Socks It To Spock Captain's Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T. Kirk speaking- The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below: At 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer Spock with a report- Spock: Captain, I wish to discuss with you a disturbing development. Myself: Yes Spo...

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Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"

Funny story: Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"

The President of the New Hampshire Star Trek Society has come under fire today after his parents claimed that he was not in any way a Vulcan. The parents of Solek claimed that he is actually a fully human man named Stephen Greyson who only starte...

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Un-aired Original Series Star Trek Discovered! The True Origin Of Subsequent Series Revealed!

A long lost Kirk/Spock vintage Star Trek episode that never aired has turned up in a forgotten vault at Paramount Studios. "The Deflowering" was a 1967 show featuring all the beloved and famous characters who made the show such an unforgettable sci-...

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Apple Watch Time Lords launch Emergency Medical Hologram app

Funny story: Apple Watch Time Lords launch Emergency Medical Hologram app

Cupertino, Ca - A holographic doctor first seen on Star Trek Voyager is channeling great gastro-intestinal advice at the flick of a wrist. It's the first time that engineers have managed to craft the hologram program into an Apple Watch app turnin...

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Earth Women flock to Vulcan

Spock's recent funeral in the ancient city of Kir, on the planet Vulcan, drew millions of mourners. In particular, there was a contingent of human females, clad in black Federation mini-dresses, who seemed particularly distraught at the passing of Earth's favorite Vulcan. One woman's lament seemed to typify the sentiment shared by all of the Earth women in attendance: "No man, human, Vulcan, Ro...

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Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Funny story: Twitter Fury After Man Calls Leonard Nimoy One Trick Pony. Which He Was. There, I Said It.

Fans of Star Wars actor Leonard Nimoy who was buried in Los Angeles in a small, private funeral on Sunday are said to be enraged after one man dared to call the actor "a one trick pony". Nimoy, 83, who died on Friday of chronic obstructive pulmon...

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Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

Funny story: Invention Makes Transporter Beams Possible

An invention has made it possible to make a sheep disappear and appear again 2mm away from its original position. The invention only works with live sheep which sometimes have to be killed when it messes up. The invention will be on sale in time f...

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First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...

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Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

Funny story: Fascinating Brain Tapeworm Found

A rare Brainworm which lived in man's brain for four years has been found by scientists. The man had thought he had a migraine following a Star Trek Movie where a parasite was introduced into someone to make them compliant with the commands of a dera...

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Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Funny story: Star Trek Captain Picard Taken Over by Bjorn Borg

Captain Jean Luc Picard has been assimilated into the Borg while watching a Tennis Tutorial DVD. Bjorn Borg alias 3 of 5 has changed the DNA of Captain Picard by sinister reverse incantations on his "Learn Tennis With The Borg" DVD. One of the fac...

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Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Funny story: Russian cosmonauts kicked off International Space Station as sanctions start to bite

Space, the Final Affrontiere - Up to half a dozen Russian space men will be getting the boot this weekend amid Starfleet suspicions their Klingon credentials are a pile of Romulan crap. An executive order signed by United Federation of Planets com...

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US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

Funny story: US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...

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British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

Funny story: British PM David Cameron once auditioned for the role of Commander Data's evil twin Lore says LA studio boss

Los Angeles - "The guy was a natural," former Paramount producer Waldo Malfoldo recounts in his memoirs**, "except he freaked out most of the cast as way too creepy even by Lore's standards. "As Patrick Stewart pointed out, the part of Lore had be...

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Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...

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Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

Funny story: Manned Mars mission arrives back before it is launched

A splashdown in the Pacific Ocean by a manned Mars space capsule has occurred three years before it was due to be launched, NASA announced this morning. A spokesperson said "Boy I think we were going to use too much nitro on that baby! This is al...

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Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Funny story: Pluto's new moons won't be named after Star Trek planets - why?

Space - Some blame a 'Q'-like, omnipotent being lurking at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ for blocking the naming of newly discovered moons of the tiny, far-flung planet Pluto after Star Trek characters' home worlds. The move has been dubbed bizarre a...

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Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

Funny story: Spock Had Ears Re-pointed by Plastic Surgery

And that's not all. He admits to a brow lift as well! Finally coming clean, the Vulcan confirmed the surgery rumors last night at a hastily called press conference at Grand Central Station in NYC. "This is the most exciting trip home I've e...

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Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...

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