President BUSH in an attempt to elliviate the current hostage crisis in Iran has Challenged Iranian President Mahamud Ahmajinedad to an Internationaly Broadcast Debate
President Bush said: "Now I know I lost the debates to Kerry in 04 but I still won the election -- won some Political Capitol you see and uhhh"
Presidential adviser and media Guru Karl Rove has the President watching Debate Highlight Films from the past to prepare him for the enigmatic Iranian's style.
The President's viewing agenda is as follows:
1) Ross Perot and his "Sucking Sound"
2) Bush 1 and his "Thousand Points of Light"
3) Michael Dukakis and his " If you kill my wife I'll call the cops" Debacle
4) Jimmy Carter and his "I have Lusted" moment
President Bush explained: "You see I'm practicing what not to say so uhhhh I won't say it you see"
Ahmajinedad is said to be busy changing his right rear tire.
