People Are Not Impressed That UK Sailors Are Captured Gunpoint or Not

Funny story written by politicalpop

Friday, 23 March 2007

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Mrs Elsie Scuttle smells a rat over the timing of the incident

People are not impressed that fifteen UK sailors have been seized by the balls when they boarded a boat in the Gulf, which is very close to Iraq where we got in trouble before. The sailors suspected the boat was smuggling cars which doesn't seem much of a big deal when there are stabbings and shootings going on all over Britain every night.

Mrs. Elsie Scuttle of The Piss Poor and Shat Upon pub in Reading said, "I'm not impressed. If the MOD think the abduction of our boys will make me feel like revenge against Iran is justified, then I'm not the landlady of the Piss Poor. They'll have to do better than that. Last week, I fought off three suicide bombers and a comedian, I ain't scared of nuffink."

In a statement, leader of the Liberal Democrats, and one time landlord of The Worked Over Shithole, Sir Minging Campbell, was also worried that the Iranians were dissing our bully boys.

"Whatever the rights and wrongs of military action, British forces in Iraq are now there with the authority of a UN security council resolution...and the Iranian government should be left in no doubt of the serious implications of their action."

Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett went round to the Iranian ambassador's house in an attempt to get the sailors and marines released. "I know where he lives, and I'm going to bomb his kids, invade his country, and then piss off when the balloon goes up."

Mrs. Margaret Becket, used to run The Rat and Smack in Stoke Newington.

Now back to the t & a.

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