Sick House of Lords Humiliate Tessa Jowell

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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Our brave lads on the Thames outside the House of Lords with their guns loaded

TED NEWKUM-NOW Offence Editor - Why-oh-why has the evil mad-eyed Horse of Lords forced shaken Tessa Jowell to hang her head in shame on a video nasty? For doing the heinous crime of trying to get a Las Vegas-style supercasino built in Bernard Manning's back garden in Manchester. Could it be they are hell bent on revenge?

Jowell had trumpeted and praised plans to allow no limit jackpot machines and naked girls on roulette tables in gigantic leisure complexes just like Las Vegas. Bernard Manning's garden in Manchester was the surprise choice for the first supercasino, beating some other piss poor shit hole. This is the ultimate humiliation for every British politician and woman. And seeing the video will make YOUR blood boil NOW.

Parading defeated politicians in public is a hate crime. British police would shoot dead unarmed Brazilians, but they wouldn't do anything as nasty as the law lords did putting out this video.

The public horror of making Jowell wear a powdered wig and garter. As a top totty woman thing excelling in a pompous man's world, she will be humiliated at having been horrified.

By airing this video nasty, fanatical law lords have escalated the gambling crisis. Nobody who has a flutter will ever forgive them. And they'll be itching for the chance to bomb the hell out of the Iraniraqistanis out of pure vindictive pleasure, and then we'll all be paying for it out of our own pockets for many, many years.

If you have relatives living in Iran, would you be offended?

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