Washington - President Donald Trump has had a decision to unilaterally bomb Iran overturned by VAR officials present in the US for the FIFA World Cup. Trump said on Truth Social yesterday that he “forgot” that he has outsourced sanitation, tax and military strikes to football’s world governing body for reasons of corruption.
Speaking from the back room of a restaurant in Brooklyn to an association of “legitimate businessmen” FIFA President Gianni Infantino said that there was “still time” to bomb Iran before the end of the week.
“in this moment there is doubt and confusion but today I feel an American hand in my pocket leaving a large envelope full of cash. This is my dream. Let’s struggle together. Give me more cash!”
Infantino denied that The FIFA World Cup is a mobile tax evasion racket that meets every four years in venues run by dictatorships. “After all, we are not Communists!” Infantino quipped to the general mirth of those present.
