BILLINGSGATE POST: At odds with Illinois Governor JB Pritzker over the use of National Guard troops to save Chicago from annihilating itself, President Trump told Fox News reporter, Sean Hannity, “that unless the fat ass who never worked a day in his life starts to cooperate, I am considering using a neutron bomb on Chicago.”
Humming, “Chicago, Chicago, that wonderful town. I think I will hit it with a neutron bomb,” the President warmed up to the idea of using these bombs to rid the City of its population, but leave its buildings untouched.
Citing statistics that showed that “at the current rate of murders in Chicago, it would take approximately 35 years to be fully depopulated,” President Trump suggested that it might be more humane to get it done quickly with a couple of neutron bombs.
“I love saving lives by using our military capabilities,” said Trump.
The neutron bomb is a specialized nuclear weapon that maximizes radiation and minimizes blast and heat effects. Its primary purpose is to destroy enemy troops, while leaving infrastructure and the surrounding area relatively intact.
Hannity: “That would be a calamity of Biblical proportions. What about all of the innocent people who would be sacrificed?”
Paraphrasing Genesis 18:24-32, where Abraham pleads with God to spare the city of Sodom for the sake of the righteous living there:
Trump: “If there are ten righteous conservatives there, I will not destroy the City.”
Dr. Slim: “The odds of that are slim and none.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. BOMBS AWAY!”
