BILLINGSGATE POST: In yet another accomplishment for the only member of the human race to score twelve doctorates, it was announced today that Dr. Viscount Billingsgate was awarded the Nobel Prize for cloning two identical snowflakes.
“A little of this, a little of that,” said the distinguished doctor in describing the formula he used.
“If I told you what I really used to concoct these nasty little beasts, I would have to kill you.”
Not since 1996, when Dolly the Sheep was cloned from an adult somatic cell by a couple of mad Scottish scientists, has such a contentious experiment been undertaken.
Dr. Billingsgate is no stranger to controversy. Previously, he invented the “Montana Pole.” This unique device changed the lives of both sheep and sheep herders. By simply attaching a mirror to the end of a pole so that the lonely shepherd could dangle the mirror in front of the sheep’s head, the shepherd could see if the sheep was smiling while being poked from behind by the shepherd.
Dr. Slim: “Why would the good doctor wish to clone these liberal snowflakes?”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. An idle mind is the Devil’s playmate. The Doctor has too much time on his hands.”
