Ha! Trump Called Vice President Kamala Harris “Mentally Disabled.”

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 30 September 2024

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"Going back up for good."

Mentally disable? Here is an example of Mr. Pot calling Ms. Kettle black. 

While it isn’t nice to call anyone mentally disabled, Mr. Pot has been looney-tunes since he came down the escalator in 2016 and said, “Mexico is sending their rapist, their murders, and their drug addicts to the United States…” 

Nuts? Yes! However, the solution is to take the escalator back up, taking Mr. Pot straight to his three-floor condo, including his gold toilet. The world can then say goodbye and good night.

Name-calling, slander, and telling lies are consistently the last resort of an incompetent and desperate juvenile. 

Confessing to sending love letters back and forth to North Korea’s Kim Jong Un (the same guy who fed his uncle to wild dogs) raises questions about Donald Trump’s choice of friends, loves, and communications. 

If an airline captain were sending and receiving love letters to and from someone who fed a living person to wild dogs, would that airline captain be allowed to continue flying a commercial airline anywhere?

Would passengers feel comfortable flying with an airline captain who sent love letters to someone who fed a living person to wild dogs? 

Does anyone believe the same airline captain would be safe with the nuclear codes, notably after he vowed to become a dictator on day one after being elected President of the United States? 

It is time to send Mr. Pot back on the going-up escalator to his condo and replace him on his stove.

Goodbye and goodnight!

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