AMERICANS HAPPY WITH HAVING NO ACTUAL PRESIDENT

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Tuesday, 17 September 2024

In a recent poll, US citizens said having no real president wasn't so bad after all.

Phil G. of Detroit, MI said it "made him feel empowered, like even he could be president, given what happened with the last one." Phil added "I don't have dementia. They might even let me try it!"

Carol M. of New Orleans, LA said she wasn't even sure who was supposed to be president. She narrowed it down to Mike Pence or Joe Byman, then added "this is fun. Can I keep guessing!"

Tyler B. of Los Angeles, CA suggested that everyone just take turns doing it for a few days at a time. He said his friend Billy "would be awesome. That guy is hilarious. He even knows where Lebanon is, which I think would help."

At this time, there was no comment from whoever it was that was really the president. We think.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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